Usually there's a disclaimer here but it doesn't mean much to us. So this is what we're gonna say:
If you're not sixteen years old, turn around and go home. If you plan to write anyway and you're under sixteen and we can't prove it, we can't do anything about it. We're a Rated-R sim, we use profanity and gratuitous profanity, nudity is described and sometimes sex of various normal missionary kinds as well as kinky crazy weirdo stuff too.
You know, nothing the average sixteen year old isn't doing these days anyway. So if you proceed, you've read this and agree to it and you've read the rules and you agree to those. Give us any shit about it and we kick your ass off so fast you'll leave skid marks on your IP address.